Tofurky: Don't knock it till you try it

I don't know what's wrong with my eating habits lately, but I can't stop. No, I will not complete the hattrick of Bolton pregnancies, but seriously, what's going on? I've always been able to eat a lot. Hell, I've even managed to out-eat some of my guy friends, right Crake? So maybe I'm just growing. That would be nice. I could definitely afford to grow a few inches. This was a stupid post, but I thought I'd write something before I head out to vote.